Body Count
Today I started keeping track of how many mosquitos I assassinated in my apartment. I have thirty seven confirmed kills.
Today I started keeping track of how many mosquitos I assassinated in my apartment. I have thirty seven confirmed kills.
June 2nd, 2007 at 11:26 pm EST
Lance the Assassin……..it has a nice ring to it….:mrgreen:
June 4th, 2007 at 1:23 am EST
I hope you have the proper tools. There is a perfect weapon for this task - it looks strangely like a tennis raquet, only it takes batteries and it packs a punch… do you have one?
June 4th, 2007 at 1:33 am EST
No, but I’ve seen people all over China (including toddlers) using them. I even remember some speculation over at BB about the safety of these zappers … but in the end, in concluded that we should “zap on”.
Sounds like a worthy investment!
June 4th, 2007 at 10:03 am EST
Careful there. Using that zapper could lead to more Global Warming. Any fried mosquito could tell you that.
I wonder what would happen if you used one on Al Gore? Naw, he’s one of the few snake oil salesmen with Secret Service protection.