Blue Light Special

Ever get stuck going shopping with a friend or spouse when you’d just rather stay at home? Want a sure-fire way to ensure that you never have to return?

Then check out this letter supposedly sent to a Kmart customer in Reno, Nevada. It’s fake (think about it … security cameras catching him humming? misspelled manager name? European date format? made in Paint?) … but it’s still hilarious. I kinda like the September 14th idea … might have to try that sometime!

Alternately, here’s a list from 1998 with a few more ideas items.

[via digg]

One Comment to “Blue Light Special”

  1. mdog said:

    OMG. the list from 1998 is one i created while in high school. i have heard and seen it multiple times since then, and usually it is bastardized, but this is the original list.

    i am not kidding.

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