Blue Light Special
Ever get stuck going shopping with a friend or spouse when you’d just rather stay at home? Want a sure-fire way to ensure that you never have to return?
Then check out this letter supposedly sent to a Kmart customer in Reno, Nevada. It’s fake (think about it … security cameras catching him humming? misspelled manager name? European date format? made in Paint?) … but it’s still hilarious. I kinda like the September 14th idea … might have to try that sometime!
Alternately, here’s a list from 1998 with a few more ideas items.
[via digg]


September 20th, 2007 at 11:09 am EST
OMG. the list from 1998 is one i created while in high school. i have heard and seen it multiple times since then, and usually it is bastardized, but this is the original list.
i am not kidding.