Comments on: Nose First

By: Jordan

Jordan — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:10:17 +0000

haha I was reading theses stories and my sister walked in pulled up a chair and started reading along after awhile of laughing she looked at me and asked “who does?” I turned around and laughed “Lance does!” I laughed for quite a while

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:20:38 +0000

That happens to me frequently — once in high school I jumped up from the couch (too quickly) and wound up in the hospital because I somehow managed to fall into the fireplace and slice open my hand on a corner piece of metal. Its a weird feeling, because it doesn’t hurt (sort of “out of body” feeling) and you wake up “remembering” what happened like it was a dream.

By: HP

HP — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:48:43 +0000

may need to be more selective in who gets keys in the future, or at least hide the knives…

By: Lance

Lance — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:46:17 +0000

Oh, I didn't lay it out on my floor, HP ... they did.

By: BethanyL

BethanyL — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:33:30 +0000

That actually happens to me a lot in the mornings. The door frames catch me sometimes, but mostly I just end up looking pretty bruised. It was much worse when I had roomates that would hear the crash and come running to see what happened!

By: HP

HP — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:17:54 +0000

i cant believe you took the time to lay that out on your floor! you could have lost some teeth!

By: Lance

Lance — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:59:38 +0000

Seriously ... the story almost ended up like this:

By: Jenn

Jenn — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:25:44 +0000

Dude, totally. Slow down, old man! Though I have to admit I quite enjoyed that little anecdote.