Runaway Cow
I just received this prayer request:
I ask that you lift my family in your prayers. There have been many stressful moments just today, to name two: my brother was in a car accident and their new cow ran away (two different incidents). My brother is alright but a little shaken up and the cow is no where to be found. Please pray that the Lord’s peace would prevail (and that the cow would come home).
Now, I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with this request … I’m sure the cow was a very expensive and necessary part of the family farm … but I just find it to be udderly hilarious.

June 16th, 2006 at 7:05 am EST
I will “STEER” clear of this one!
June 16th, 2006 at 12:00 pm EST
Wow, you can milk this one ’till the cow[s] come home.
June 17th, 2006 at 5:34 pm EST
depending on what kind of MOOd you are in, of course.