The Matrix

On Thursday, I figured out how to splash before I land … and although I cannot divulge the secret behind this sweet new skill, I will say that that ability to transfer large amounts of force to a predetermined location will come in handy in my middle school classroom!

8 Comments to “The Matrix”

  1. Angie said:

    i know the secret… but my lips are sealed :)

  2. Annie said:

    Lance,

    What kind of camera do you use? I’m kinda in the market for one, and I’m always impressed by the awesome colors you produce with yours. Any suggestions? ps. I got called back to my school district, to a different high school. I’m teaching seniors :)

  3. Lance said:

    Annie, that’s fantastic … what an answer to prayer!

    I use a Nikon D70 … it’s fantastic, but pricey. This photo was actually taken with a little old Canon point-and-shoot … but the colors are the result of some post-production in Photoshop (as are most of my photos). If you’re in the market for a high-end camera, you should check out the Nikon D50 … it’s a great deal.

    Congratulations!

  4. HP said:

    ok. either you threw something into the water just ahead of your jump, somebody jumped just ahead of you, or this is some sort of photoshop trickery. if not one of those, i GIVE UP.

  5. Lance said:

    I’m actually giving the water my patented Teacher Look and it’s cowering in terror.

  6. paul said:

    I’m still trying to figure out how to not splash all of the water out of the pool when I jump in…….

  7. you know who said:

    are we still guilty

  8. Lance said:

    But of course you are … though I’ve learned not to carry valuable things when walking around the pool … :)

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