Wazupime
I haven’t posted much on here in the last week, and I probably won’t for the next couple either. But let me take a few moments to catch you up on what’s going on over here in Chinars.
My marathon training has come to almost a complete stop. For a while, I was experiencing some foot problems because I didn’t have proper shoes. This last weekend, however, I traveled to Changsha, the provincial captial, and found the only pair of size 45 (U.S. 11) running shoes in Hunan Province. I’m not exagerrating. They don’t fit exactly right (Chinese feet are smaller, as are their shoe designs), but they’re much better than anything else I’ve had … so I think I’m finally good-to-go in that department.
On Sunday morning, however, another major problem arose. I bought some tasty fried street food (not sure what exactly it was) … and about an hour or two later, my world started turning upside down. I started vomiting uncontrollably, getting really weak and dehydrated, and even tingling and losing feeling in parts of my body. Not a good thing. Not a good thing at all.
Luckily, I was at Daisy’s house (she’s a friend from Loudi), so after letting me (unsuccessfully) try to sleep it off, she and her family helped me to get in a cab and go to the hospital. At that point, I was utterly weak, shaking and starting to lose my ability to think clearly. Daisy’s mom was convinced that it was caused by my shorts and t-shirt (Chinese people are obsessed with wearing warm clothes and literally think it causes illness not to) … but I knew otherwise.
My program director, Daniel, showed up at the hospital in the nick of time, helping me to secure a bed and (with the help of a retired doctor he happened to be with) scooting me back into a hospital room. And by “hospital room”, I mean a 20′ by 30′ waiting room with two dozen people sitting in hard seats with IV’s plugged into their bodies. I stayed in that room for the next 10 or 11 hours, letting nurses repeatedly shoot me in the buttcheek, run 17 tests on me, and hook me up to a steady stream of IV medication (10 bags in all). It was an absolutely surreal experience!
Believe me, that was a really long story short … I’ll have to type more about the Chinese medical system later.
The good thing, however, was that when my principal found out about my illness, he decreed that I should have the entire week off! So I’ve been home in Loudi for the past couple of days, doing some much-needed catch-up on emails, cleaning my apartment in preparation for my parents’ visit, and making some travel plans for Beijing next week. I still have a nasty chest cough, but that should be gone in a day or two.
So tomorrow I’m off to Beijing! It should be a grand adventure … I’m excited to welcome Mom and Dad Webel to The Middle Country, introducing them to the world I’ve been living in for the past 8 months. We’ll spend 5-6 days in Beijing (Great Wall, Forbidden City, Summer Palace, T-square, etc.) then take a train down to Yueyang to visit my cousins for a couple of days. After a potential visit to Changsha, we’ll head back to Loudi for a week in the life of Lance.
How exciting is that?

April 26th, 2007 at 1:40 am EST
whoa. glad you’re okay, lance.
have fun with the fam!
April 26th, 2007 at 2:47 am EST
are you gonna bring mom and dad into your classes for show and tell???:wink:
April 26th, 2007 at 3:49 am EST
^ Do it!
April 26th, 2007 at 4:56 am EST
Ah… sounds miserable - the hospital visit, that is - not the week off.
You should talk to Renee sometime about her Chinese medical experience…
April 26th, 2007 at 6:18 am EST
“tasty fried street food”, huh? That should be a warning to stay away from a pavement diet.
The cure is a nice thick prime rib with mashed potatos and breaded asparagus, preceded by French onion soup and a Caesar salad, and followed by cherry cheesecake and lots of coffee.
Tell ‘em Dr. Willy said so.
ps : don’t feed your folks any tasty fried street, either.
April 26th, 2007 at 7:21 am EST
Lance,
Glad you are feeling better. What an experience I am sure you had!
DO NOT forget to take your mother to the Pearl Market in Beijing - BEST SHOPPING in that whole big city. 4 floors of any type of knock-off product you could ever want… and beautiful pearls and everything else you could ever imagine… All yours for the lowest price you can bargin for! Cut everything price they give you by 75% and you will do good! (It is located directly across the street from the Temple of Heaven (a good place to visit too) and is called “Hong Qiao”)
Have fun and we can’t wait to see y’all.
Oh, it is too bad you couldn’t have taken a pair of Steve’s shoes - he also wears size 11.
Erica
April 26th, 2007 at 10:11 am EST
Of course dad and mom are coming to class … I’m gonna let them teach! We’ve also arranged for several dinners with families and friends, a visit to the steel factory, a foot massage, bowling, the arcade, and several of the local parks and markets. Loudi is quite a playground!
Erica, thanks for the advice … anyone else have any good tips for Beijing yet? I still haven’t actually made specific plans for our time there …
April 26th, 2007 at 8:17 pm EST
only a wimpy foot massage??? get the full body workup for them, complete with the TV blaring with Chinese programming you can’t understand!
April 26th, 2007 at 9:21 pm EST
When you see the photo, you’ll know why.
April 26th, 2007 at 9:24 pm EST
Have a nice trip! and waiting your blog about Beijing’s travel:!:
April 26th, 2007 at 11:59 pm EST
Oh my! Can I still cancel my flight? Didn’t need to read the nitty-gritty facts on the proceeding comments plus the hospital nitemare!!!!! Thank goodness that I have had many, many years being a WEBEL! I will probably weather any storm on this trip. Nevertheless….PLEASE PRAY FOR ME! LANCE’S MOM
P.S. Can’t wait to see you Lance! LOVE, MOM
April 27th, 2007 at 12:22 am EST
Nope, you can’t cancel the flight. I’ll see you in 36 hours … and of course you’ll be fine!
April 27th, 2007 at 5:25 am EST
Sounds incredible, like living in China.
I’m praying for your mother, Lance. And I back up the Hong Qiao recommendation - but it’s a crazy place of pulling for a laowai, that’s for sure! Maybe I just wasn’t used it yet when I was there, but I thought it was worse than Shanghai shopping by far.