The Conspiracy!

Note: this post was written by my mother.

I’m not sure if there is a conspiracy going on in the family to do away with me. When I forgot my passport upon leaving Germany, Ross drove at an extra-ordinary fast speed, faster than anyone on the Autobahn. I asked him if he was getting back at me for all the “mother-in-law” annoyances through the years. That trip was BAD, but it pales to my experience today!

Lance took me to the Great Wall of China, dropped me off and said, “You can do it!” THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA! You must be kidding! He wasn’t, so I started my climb up the Wall. Was this his great plan to get me back for all the annoying “Mothering” of his youth? You might be interested to know that I did just fine. I even rode a toboggan back to the starting point with the skill of an olympic athlete, with Lance recording this remarkable event on his expensive camera.

If this seems like a Disney Movie or perhaps a Twilight Zone episode, it isn’t. When I go to bed tonight I’d like to be a fly on the wall (NOT THAT WALL!) to watch my dreams unfold. They should be something else!

If Lance’s itinerary doesn’t settle down, I may not make it out of China in one piece. So goes my remarkable life.

LOVE, MOM

11 Comments to “The Conspiracy!”

  1. HP said:

    First the zipline at PVM, and then a toboggan down the Great Wall of China! NICE!!!!:mrgreen:

  2. Ronda said:

    MOM!!!!!! WAY TO GO!!!! Now you’re famous for………being a journalist on the world wide web!

  3. Nathaniel said:

    And guessd what the cousins have in store for our August vacation! :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

  4. Caleb said:

    Ever heard of paddle-boat racing?:twisted:

  5. mdog said:

    this is all just hilarious to me.

    go ma webel!

  6. HP said:

    its nice to see that true webel humor is alive and well and being properly passed along, even in germany!

  7. Ross said:

    If I had a BMW Z8 you would have REALLY seen some speed.

  8. Steve said:

    I’m thinking we better alter our plans for the Yueyang leg of your trip, otherwise we are going to seem like the ‘boring’ cousins! I think we can find some ‘extreme’ activities for you around town…

  9. HP said:

    Steve - make ‘em eat king cobra, starting with the live beating heart!

  10. Mona said:

    Mom, you’re one amazing woman!

    Dad, how are you feet?!

    love from Indianapolis!

  11. Lance said:

    Dad says, “Fine. It’s quite a feat.” (he’s borrowing my running shoes today).

    :grin:

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