Dear Impersonal Online Employment Application Website:

Your organization’s recent accounting position recently caught my attention. But let’s be honest, so does any financially related job opening located up to a twenty minute drive from my current residence, so, really. Don’t get too excited. Upon examining this position, I believe that I am clearly the most experienced, qualified, kick-ass candidate for this opening.

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Yeah … mdog is hilarious, and right on. Check out the rest of the letter … and let her know what you think!

I just walked past three ladies in the teachers’ workroom who were talking in hushed tones. I heard one of them say, “I just don’t understand why men are never depressed. Is it because they eat sweets?”

I had to laugh as I walked out the door, taking a bite out of my delicious chocolate cookie.

Ok … so the story and video really aren’t that funny, but when I saw this headline, I totally cracked up:

Small Town Overcome By Mysterious Ape Sightings

This is seriously in the news? I love it!

While preparing for our pirate-themed summer at PVM in 2005, I sat down with Matt and Amber to record an audio introduction for the staff website. Here’s what ensued:

The quality was pretty bad, so we never ended up using any of it. But it still cracks me up!